Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
