Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
