There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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