I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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