I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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