Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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