If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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