Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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