Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
false alarm. still invincible.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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