you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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