Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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