i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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