Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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