This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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