i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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