have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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