They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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