My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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