Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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