I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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