Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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