We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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