I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
