sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
We smell like vodka and hangover
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