? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
