Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She needs sedatives and a leash
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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