I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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