her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You're like the curious george of whores
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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