Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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