Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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