Sponge bath it is.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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