Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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