question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i believe in u and ur pee
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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