you guys were way drunker than both of me
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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