This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
handjob tips. give me some.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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