Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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