More tranny stories later!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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