i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
