Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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