I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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