It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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