What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
How does one acquire holy water?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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