why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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