I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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