He is an equal opportunity slut.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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