What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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