"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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