Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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