sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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