His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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