He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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