Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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