were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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