I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I currently don't understand fingers.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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