David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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