in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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