He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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