Ambien. No doubt about it.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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