Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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