brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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